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To The Left, To The Left…

 

 

Hey all! First of all sorry for the lame posing. As you can tell there was something really interesting in all pics on the left. LOL! Anywho, after posting a pic on Instagram wearing these boots I have received numerous messages asking me where to get them. The sad truth is that it was a lucky find in a little boutique in The Bronx. Its not a big chain store so it isnt easy to find. I have found a couple of boots that are wide calf. Give these a try. If anyone has seen these online please let us know so we can all share the info.

What Im Wearing:

Leather Jacket: Asos (old)

Sweater: Forever21 (Similar here)

Skirt: N/A

Boots: N/A (Similar here and here)

Purse: Aldo (OLD)

Hat: Forever21 (Similar here)

 

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Jessica Scissorhands

So someone’s gonna have to come to the Bronx and snatch these scissors of my hands. Everything in my closet is getting chopped off. I mean, it did get stained with bleach so I decided to make it a crop top. LOL! The pants too have been a victim of my scissor-hands. These are the same pants that at one point were part of a jumpsuit and do to the unfortunate incident and my ignorance with laundry has ended up being cut up. But I guess all I can say is YOLO.

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Quién será el valiente que me quiera quitar las tijeras de las manos? Mi blusa se ha manchado al igual que mi pantalón que en algún momento era un jumpsuit. Será locura o ser audaz.

Lighter Ends

Have you missed me?! Cause I have missed you. You guys would not believe how much I torture myself knowing that I haven’t posted anything. I really hope I can get to post more frequently. Any who! Here are some shots I took today while in an unofficial meeting with my sisters at a chain restaurant. LOL. I wish I could tell you all more, but it may be a long time before I can say a word. Hope you enjoy this look. Besos!

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Chicas, soy tremenda descarada. No solo he dejado de subir OOTD fotos, pero no les he escrito en español. Que descaro el mío! LOL Tratare de escribir en español mas seguido. Pero entre bromas les cuento que la verdad es tortura para mi no poder ‘blogguear’ mas seguido. Hoy finalmente después de una reunion con mis hermanas pude tomar unas cuantas fotos. Les ha gustado? Nos vemos pronto! Besitos!

 

Oh and by the way, I dyed my ends to go for a bit blonder but because my hair is too dark it came out a bit more copper-ish. Like?

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Por cierto, me he tintado las puntas para ser un ombre mas rubio pero como mi pelo es tan obscuro y negro me salió esto color medio rojizo/cafe. Les gusta?

 

What Im Wearing:

Stripped button down: Rainbow (OLD)

V Neck: Lane Bryant

Pants: Forever21 (OLD

Shoes: HM (OLD)

 

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It’s Here!

This post has been brought to you by the lovely weather we had today and the great sushi I ate. Enjoy the warm weather to come!

What Im Wearing:

Blazer: Asos ( similar here)

Skirt: Asos (similar here)

Top: H&M (Similar here)

Sandals: Forever21 (similar here)

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Party Pooper

It took my a bit of courage to wear this dress again. I first wore this to FFWeek last summer and then to a friends birthday party where I got really messed up. To make a long story short I ended abandoning my bestie at the party because I thought she left me. I ended up throwing up in a couple of cabs, how classy of me, and got home with my vagina practically out since the dress had unbuttoned from SoHo to The Bronx. Honestly I  was quite scared to wear it. I think you can still smell the mixture of Vodka and Tequila. It sounds worse then it sounds. I am actually the complete opposite of this. I never get so drunk and this was my first time getting  wasted. I don’t recommend it. I haven’t been able to drink tequila ever since. Please ignore the story and enjoy the pics.


 

 

What Im Wearing:

Dress: H&M (Similar here)

Jacket: Asos Curve (Here)

Hat: JCPenny (Similar Here)

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The Hand That Rocks The Balls

The other morning I was debating whether or not to call out from work. I hadn’t been feeling my best lately. After the mental debate, the poor girl girl in me with a shopping addiction decided to go to work. I strolled to the train station, swiped in and traveled to my destination. The blue skies told me it would be another boring day, or so I thought. As I’m walking up a flight of stairs swiging my arms casually as everyone does when they walk, the unexpected happened. A caucasian gentlemen in his mid-thirties was walking behind me and as my hands swinged from the front to the back, some how I managed to grope him. I didn’t just tap it or caressed it with my hand, I cupped his entire package. One could even describe it as rocking the organ, the way a loving mother rocks her child to sleep. Revealing to my sense of touch a very big white man. I instinctly let go and turned around to apologize. His face was compleletly red. Mine was about to sink in into my skull. Although my linguistic gifts have been limited to only Spanish and English I apologized in English, Spanish, Cantonese and maybe even in French. He took a step back and stared me in the eyes and made a circle around me avoiding any type of physical contact as he walked away. My question is should I register myself as a sex offender or should I just wait for the court summons?

Hope you guys enjoyed another of my embarrassing tales from the crypt. Like this post if you enjoyed it. Let me know if you have had an embarrassing encounter like mines. I’d love to know.

 

What Im Wearing:

Forever21: Hat, Top, Jeans

Asos Curve: Leather Jacket

 

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One Top : Three Looks

 

Hi guys! Being a personal style and fashion aficionado making your outfits look different and fresh without shopping every weekend can be pretty irritating at times. So I decided to do the stressing for you and today I’m going to share how to wear an item, that most likely we all already own, in three different looks and for three different occasions. Here are the looks. Hope you enjoy the video!

Look 1: Date Night / Girls Night Out

This look is perfect if you are going on a date night or a fun night out with the girls. I paired the denim top with a chiffon skirt. Nothing says “girly” then a soft pink chiffons skirt.I also added black accessories, such as the bag and the shoes, to add a little more edginess to the looks. If you are not afraid to romanticizing the look too much, wear cream or nude heeled sandals and a soft and delicate clutch.

 

Look 2: Casual Cool Girl Look

Denim on denim has become such a classic. I paired my light colored denim top with my distressed denim jeans to contrast colors and textures. Add a statement necklace/earrings or a cool pair of shades like I did for that “cool girl” look. This look can be worn for a casual day of just hanging out with your family to running errands. You don’t have to wear heels like I did but these are super comfortable. Extra cool points if you theres a glimpse of your bra for that sexy look. Feel free to change your shoes for some cool sneakers, which happen to be in trend now!

 

Look 3: Fun Office Look


 Not many of us are able to wear a cool looking outfit like this at work but if you’re work environment is pretty laid back feel free to copy this look. I did a statement lippy as well as a knockout necklace. Had we not had these factors into the look it would have looked a bit dead. Wear something that says “Im cute and fashionable but I mean business!”  just like this satchel. A cool pair of glasses never hurt anyone so don’t forget to pop them on before that important meeting.

As you can see I’m really getting into making youtube videos so don’t forget to head over and subscribe and like the videos!

What Im Wearing:

Look 1:                                                       Look 2:                                                  Look3

Denim Top: Old Navy                      Denim Top: Old Navy                   Denim Top: Old Navy

Skirt: Curvaceous K                        Jeans: Forever21                         Pants: Asos Curve

Shoes: N/A                                     Shoes: Forever21                        Shoes: Forever21

Lips: Sephora Lip Stain                   Bra: Panache                             Bag: Forever21

Lips: H&M Lip Tart                     Lips: H&M Lip Tart

Sunnies: Ray Ban                     Glasses: Oliver Peoples

 

 

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#LatinaStyleWars

Im pretty sure you guys have noticed how I love sharing fun news with you, right? Today is no exception and I needed to show you all this really cool feature I got from Latina Magazine online. I hash-tagged my picture, #latinastylewars, to participate in this weeks contest and I won! It was so cool to know I won and to see my picture on their website Latina.com. Isn’t is so cool?! Heres the original post.

So, do you need more reasons why you should follow me on Instagram?!

 

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Its Beanie Season…

“Its beanie season, I don’t need a fucking reason no matter the degrees if its heated or its freezing”

Im not sure how many of you are familiar with Dumbfoundead, a Korean rapper from L.A. I might loose cool points with you guys but in his song “Korean Jesus” he mentions beanies and how he wears them all year long. This is probably one of my favorite spits of his song and the reason I have been waiting all summer long to get cooler. He made me buy a beanie. Unlike him I did have to wait for when it was freezing for me to wear them. Im a bigger girl and I can not wear a beanie in the summer. I would sweat a pool. I sweat if I blink too much. We cant risk it.

Here are some pictures I took today. I literally just bought it last night and couldn’t wait to wear it. The sweater has orange bright mid sleeves, remember this post? Enjoy the pics!

 

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What Im wearing:

Coat: Forever21

Sweater: Asos Curve

Jeans: Forever21

Beanie: American Apparel

Sunnies: Raybans

Purse: H&M